Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Gajjodhar's First Complaint

How cool we are.

Today, I bring to you the story of a guy, Gajodhar, who spent an hour on orkut immediately after marriage. He had to remain updated you see. People in the world would die if they didn't get to know about his marriage... his marital status.

So, what exactly did he do? Here are the chronicles of the changes that happened in that crucial hour:

a. About Me: Changed from 'I am a fun loving guy, love to be with frands... luv 2 make new frands... I am cool, and that's why I am. Wanna keep in touch, I don't care much.. ya ya, I am the cool dood with attitude'
to
'I am a simple, honest person. I love eating.'

b. Relationship Status: Changed from 'Single - waiting for the right person'
to
'Marrid'

c. Sports: Changed from 'Ah! Anything I can play. As long as I enjoy - wanna challenge me in any game? Warning: Am up for it. Dont camplain when you lose'
to
'Cricket'

d. Passions: Changed from 'Biking, gals, glares, rafting, anything that's supercool, just like mee you see'
to
'I love reading.'

e. Books: Changed from 'Chacha Chowdhury... actually I dont read much'
to
'The monk who sold something'

f. Music: Changed from 'Ooooo, i love moozic...rock n roll... hipp hoppa, jazzy... m a music maniac... give me anything and i can dance... your words are music to ma ears!'
to
'Lucky Ali and Shankar Mahadevan. They are really grate.'

g. TV Shows: Changed from 'Gimme a brake from that saasbahu crap. I love AXN action stuff'
to
'Mahabharat'

h. Cuisines: Changed from 'I have one cousin only'
to
'Chinese'

i. Career Skills: Changed from 'I am smooth talker... can sell you a sold item'
to
'Sales'

j. Ideal Match: Changed from 'Some1 who understands me - loves to be adventurus... caring...lovely... beauti! O Gawd, where are you?'
to
'Neha'

k. First Thing You Will Notice About Me: Changed from 'My attitude - cool dude. I am the lie in the truth, the white in the black... darkness in light... and am out of your sight'
to
'My smile'

l. Turn Offs: Changed from 'Tharkis.... any uncool stuff'
to
'Bad breadth'

m. My Idea of a Perfect First Date: Changed from 'A candle light, hand in hand, right at the beach... followed by wine... and a meal of swine... and after that, :)!'
to
'A movie + lunch'

n. From my Past Relationships i Learned: Changed from 'Shit happens... but thats ok - be a man and move on'
to
'No past relationship.'

o. Five Things I can Live Without: Changed from 'Gals, Bikes, Money, Mobile, Moozic'
to
'Food, water, air, family, friends'
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Post this, Gajjodhar greets his bride good morning.... and complains about her Orkut profile being too jazzy and college-like... inaugurating the married life!
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9 comments:

  1. Toooo gud...made me laugh during the boring work in office...sach mein mazze aa gaye..
    -2 to u for this..

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  2. Thank you jamu. Sachchi kala ki kadar ki aaj tumne...lol

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  3. Why Gajodhar? That name is taken by Raju bhaiya! Think of a different one please!

    Oh yes... it is laughable :P

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  5. Hhahah, can't stop laughing. I guess Gajodhar also changed his profile name from "G*$@%@r- The Cool Dude" to "Gajodhar Sharma/Patel or whatever"

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  6. Well... yep... probably... you are getting to know Gajodhar better... I see that.

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