Have you ever analyzed the irritants in your life? Are they big/small/worth it?
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I did an analysis of the petty things that turn me into a freak. I am wondering if it is ok for me to be pissed at the following:
1. When some unknown person calls and says 'aap kaun bol rahe hai'. Man... Even writing about this is making me angry. Why should I tell him/her 'mai kaun bol raha hoo'? You called, you tell me aap kaun ho... mai kyo bolu? bhaad mei jao!
2. When I have to go back to check whether I locked the car... though I know I would have done it subconsciously in the first go. But, it's so irritating to go back... and always find it locked. This is such a dilemma that I can't even risk not going back thinking the car must be locked.
3. When people say random shitty lines and make them sound like universal statements of truth by adding 'it's all about'. For example: Life is all about caring. Cricket is all about angles. Love is all about respecting... bullshit bullshit bullshit
4. When someone who's met with an accident tells you something like 'I got hit by a...'. Trust me, I have never heard anyone say 'I hit a truck'. Everybody keeps getting hit... only god knows who's been hitting them.
5. When my side-view mirror moves because of contact with some external force. Imagine this - you are a fucking awesome driver who uses all the bloody mirrors available. You are driving to some place alone and suddenly, a cycle wala brushes past the mirror of the non-driver side and the whole angle gets screwed. Now, you cant reach the mirror to adjust it... and you cant drive without it. So disgusting I must say.
6. When you are getting some work done by someone and on asking him/her the cost, the person says 'jo aapko theek lage, utne de do'. Now, there's a situation to be handled. You don't know what is the fair price and you don't want to end up overpaying either. To add, the person is looping the statement and the call is entirely yours.
7. When you were super drunk the previous night, are burping of some food in the morning, and can't make out what exactly did you eat. Haha. I know this one is terrifically weird. But I have had that feeling at times... and have often failed in the what-I-ate-last-night-that's-burping-now test.
So, how justified am I to get irritated by these? Do you relate to my despair?
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Haha! Love this - especially #1, which I completely and absolutely identify with. :-)
ReplyDelete#1 and #6 are so true. LOL I hope you won't get pissed off if I say Your blog is all about having fun time....
ReplyDeleteoops! I think i got you pissed off now :P
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Oh! just noticed your sidebar "bada aaya lekhak banne.." ha ha, kaha se aisi lines sochte ho?
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may be ur justified... but then again.. isn't the whole world 90% stupid and 10% worthless .. "its all about" getting along ;)
ReplyDeletenice ones :) .... funny.... cud relate to most of the points....
ReplyDeletei believe you are now completely into blogging :) .. why i say so is coz a post like this is not written with a blank mind in one go ..
ReplyDelete.. you must have been observing things around closely, knowing that they will all get a break in one or the other blog posts :) ..
.. nice that you have added your best posts above .. and good to see something new every time i visit here .. great going !
@ Dusted - hmmmmm... phir aaye aap hamari gali... lambe arse (Hindi wala) ke baad...haha... u back to Dilli?
ReplyDelete@Shilpa - achchi baat pe kaahe hum piss aafff hovenge? Thnk u for vijit. Lekhak banne wala idea toh random aaya. I didnt think koi uspe kuch bolega.
@ Rishi - Yes friend, i am getting along. Even with my commentors... haha:)
@Varun - great! I wanted people to sot of be able to relate. You pic is a bit scary man. It seems to be the eye of an actor 'aly khan' who used to be on some serials. I know it's you aly...lol...sorry, kiding.
@Vinay - great observation. Indeed, I had to research for few days, make notes of the iritants...before I could pen them. Thank you for being nice dude.
I like that clarification about the 'arse' being the Hindi one!!! Yes, I'm back in Delhi.
ReplyDeleteHi Kshitij Very Nice Blog Bro :-), Keep up the good work. some very tremendous posts here.
ReplyDeleteHey. Look who's here. Dude, forget my blog. Yours is one of the BEST and the most helpful blog I have ever come across. There is just so much you got man. Great stuff you doing bro. And I really love "and i havent shared anything..."..
ReplyDeleteKeep going dude!
1 and 2 piss me off and it is (3) that is most irritating... a pseudo-philosophical answer to every question is talking about death...
ReplyDeleteboss: "g2, did you finish the presentation you were supposed to?"
g2: "what is a minor presentation for a stupid contract when the irrefutable truth is that we all will die one day?"
Yes g2... quite true. You are still not the one. I am looking for A person who relates to point # 7..
ReplyDelete@ Dusted - sorry, I missed the info about you coming back. Ummm... Good to have you back... haha.. I would want to enquire about your stories but not here. I will mail you alag se.
When you are super drunk the previous night, everything you burp in the morning has some sort of egg flavor. Sometimes it is omelette, sometimes boiled eggs, fried at times. But it is always egg. Have you ever had an egg-curry flavoured burp by the way??
ReplyDeleteI am not sure I can relate to it. I have a feeling Pappu likes eating eggs and gang with daaru.
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