According to Thoo, he had invented a device that could be kept in someone's pocket and would identify the top two words spoken by him/her.
Thoo decided to travel worldwide and test the device on men. Here are some of the test results...
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Australian Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Mate
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Shark
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American Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Coffee
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Holy
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Japanese Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Technology
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Cat
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Chinese Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Cheap
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Copy
British Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Cheeky
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Blimey
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... and finally
Indian Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Sister (बहेन)
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Mother (मादर)
Doctor Thoo published his report, titled 'Indian Men = Family Men.'
Australian Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Mate
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Shark
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American Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Coffee
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Holy
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Japanese Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Technology
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Cat
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Chinese Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Cheap
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Copy
British Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Cheeky
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Blimey
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... and finally
Indian Men
The Most-Spoken Word: Sister (बहेन)
The Second-Most Spoken Word: Mother (मादर)
Doctor Thoo published his report, titled 'Indian Men = Family Men.'
I wish his device could interpret the context those words were spoken under.
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ReplyDeleteDr. Thoo, you have taken away both of my most (ab)used words!
ReplyDeleteHeheheh! I can testify to that. ;-)
ReplyDeletehmmm Indian men-family men! OMG!! :D :D
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consider this:
ReplyDeleteif madar**** and bhen**** are two most words used by indian men then shouldnt **** figure on top of the list?
@ Prateek - Na na.. Doc Thoo isn't taking anything away from you pal. You can carry on (ab)using. Betwee, I visited your blog... nice colors and the headline bit I already told you. I want to thank you for linking to me as a friend :)
ReplyDelete@ Dusted - We all can. Between, have you used any of those? I dont think you would have :)
@ Shilpa - Hmmmm.. REAL family men. I am happy you come to read whenever I post something....
@ Aditya - Well, your analysis sounds logical but it is not. That's because Maa and Behen go along in a lot of different combinations and with a lot of different words.. if you know what I mean... Whereas your word finds itself in just a couple of combinations... so, I am sure my Doc Thoo's estimate is correct... God... I hope my blog doesnt seem like one desi gaaliyo ka khaada... thank you for your visit :)
Kshitij, you're right - I've never used them, but that doesn't mean I've never wanted to!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo I was wrong in what I thought so far... Is this true
ReplyDelete@ Dusted - Do let me know when you unleash the weapons you've reserved... I'd like to know the cause, traget(s), mode of delivery, and retaliation. :)
ReplyDelete@ Farida - I am not sure what you mean Farida. This is complete fiction (if you're looking for that).
What did you think so far? I came to your blog, read about your long grandmother story... and enjoyed reading it... but got lost toward the end. maybe I missed a point. Read in your profile that you love playing computer games. 'Shake hands, please'. I dont like the heavy graphic games.. I like the simpler ones like hearts, battle city, minesweeper etc more.
Also read somewhere in your profile about god being smarter than you - loved that line. I hope I have some takeaways.
lastly, thank you for promoting my post on Indivine. And now finally, thank you for visiting.
Bloody spammer!
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ReplyDeletequite humorous .. Liked it :)
ReplyDelete:) :) It is true that Indian men stand out in this regard.
ReplyDelete@ Mani - We are talking on gmail, so no public response to you... except this.
ReplyDelete@ high - Thank you... coming first time? I welcome you.
@ Ini - You are just the right candidate. While writing the post, I was thinking if the fact will hold true for men down south... so, tell me... what's happening there? same mother sister stuff?
Amazing stuff Kitty... loved this post of yours. Thoo...errr. .you are funtastic!
ReplyDeleteThank you bro! Good to see you here.
ReplyDelete:) :) oh yeah! I have heard similar mother-sister words in atleast two south indian languages. I am sure the other three or four south indian languages also will have matching phrases!
ReplyDeleteI do admit that when I hear men around me use such words, it irritates me and brings out the feminist in me! But I do admit that your humrous writing about these same words make me laugh! This post made me realise that there is a humorous side to every thing on earth :)
Good. I like it! There is a humoros and even positive side to things... we need to search for it. That's why the other blog says - I Find Humor.
ReplyDeleteYou know, people don't really mean it when they abuse. Abuses are just harsh expressions I feel. At the same time I know they don't sound nice... but even women are onto it now!
So... I dont know what to do. I don't see the situation improving, by the way.
haha .. fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThank you Thank you fellow competitor... hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteEPIC!!! this needs to be twitted!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd you tweeted it... I saw that! Thanks.
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