Sunday, November 4, 2012


It’s was my friend’s birthday, two days ago,
He invited me to the party, how could I say no?
Free beer, free food, free everything, ho ho ho,
“I would drink and drink, non-stop till I throw”

It was a happening pub, the time was eight,
I got ready in time; I didn't want to be late,
How could I make, the ‘free’ stuff wait?
So I entered, and headed to the table straight,

I said my hi hellos quickly, and looked at the menu,
“Vodka shots for me; and some fish fingers too,”
And my same old journey began, but it looked so new,
The only breaks in journey, were the visits to the loo,

After a few rounds of vodka, then came the beer,
I cared only for my glass, not for the people near,
And so I kept sinking low in my high, nothing to fear,
Nor did I care for the car, which I was supposed to steer,

I was getting disoriented, but I did not stop,
When everything’s free, who wants to drop?
And I continued my way, mutton chop after chop,
With my beer mug getting filled, top after top,

Pretty soon I lost my senses, all of them I guess,
I was not a human any more, just a stupid mess,
I wanted to care more, but I couldn't care less,
Instead of a friend to my friends, I became a stress,

They dropped me home, god knows how,
As I kept puking everywhere, like shit I feel now,
My stomach’s been crappy; it’s the time to take the vow,
“Oh god! Please forgive me, in front of you I bow”

Never again, never again… never never again,
Neither free, nor paid, not even in bargain,
Will not abuse my body, will not subject it to pain,
And if I ever do it again, I deserve to be in a drain!

But… I think sometimes I would want to make an exception,
Maybe at a friend’s marriage… or even the reception?

This post was written by me as a part of Blog-a-Ton. It fetched me 3 votes :) 


  1. You know Kshitij when I thought of writing, I thought of composing a poem.. and then I immediately discarded the idea thinking how can I voice out Celebration in a poem.. :\ ..
    I enjoyed reading your Poem..and I can relate it with a Party.. :P
    A Nice take on the theme..I must compliment you for the rhyming and the message conveyed :) "Absolutely Neat" :P

  2. Beer after Vodaka, a combination so wrong.
    To digest it you have so very strong.

    Ha ha ha... great piece Kshitij... simply loved it...

  3. amusing master stroke...I so loved it and kshitij...hats off to ure alcohol tank belly ;)

  4. hey kshitij
    anuther gud one by u! njyd reading the poem jus the way i njyd ur stry last tym :)

    all the very best for BAT!

  5. I could only smile Kshitij...
    A very nice poem indeed!

    Sometimes we swear and swear
    not to do it all over again
    but the temptation is just too strong
    especially when we feel quite alright again!

    I enjoyed your poem really!
    I almost didn't breath til the last line! Whewww!!!

    All the best!

  6. haha... now that's the kind of ending -- that makes you think twice about the message of the poem. Good one. :)

  7. Loved the humorous manner of conveying the message :)

  8. Hahaha.. a very energizing poem :) loved to read it.

  9. Indeed very hilarious and a great social message is conveyed through the poem. Kudos to that. :) ATB for BAT.

  10. there's a saying which goes...the food may be free but the stomach is yours and its costs :P
    ATB for BAT :)

  11. HaHa! The last two lines .. the show would be repeated! Unfortunately. The addiction is stronger than the will!!


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