Celebrations

It was my friend’s birthday, two days ago,

He invited me to the party, how could I say no?

Free beer, free food, free everything, ho ho ho,

“I would drink and drink, non-stop till I throw”

It was a happening pub, the time was eight,

I got ready in time; I didn't want to be late,

How could I make, the ‘free’ stuff wait?

So I entered, and headed to the table straight,

I said my hi hellos quickly, and looked at the menu,

“Vodka shots for me; and some fish fingers too,”

And my same old journey began, but it looked so new,

The only breaks in the journey were the visits to the loo,

After a few rounds of vodka, then came the beer,

I cared only for my glass, not for the people near,

And so I kept sinking low in my high, nothing to fear,

Nor did I care for the car, which I was supposed to steer,

I was getting disoriented, but I did not stop,

When everything’s free, who wants to drop?

And I continued my way, mutton chop after chop,

With my beer mug getting filled, top after top,

Pretty soon I lost my senses, all of them I guess,

I was not a human anymore, just a stupid mess,

I wanted to care more, but I couldn't care less,

Instead of a friend to my friends, I became a stress,

They dropped me home, god knows how,

As I kept puking everywhere, like shit I feel now,

My stomach’s been crappy; it’s the time to take the vow,

“Oh god! Please forgive me, in front of you I bow”

Never again, never again… never never again,

Neither free nor paid, not even in the bargain,

I will not abuse my body, will not subject it to pain,

And if I ever do it again, I deserve to be in a drain!

But… I think sometimes I would want to make an exception,

Maybe at a friend’s marriage… or even the reception?

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