Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Horny Porny

Huhhu, aged 22, is an always-horny kind of boy. It's the age factor I guess. He locks himself up in the room day and night just to watch porn on the Internet. It's completely gotten into his head... he simply loves it!

Life could have been wonderful for Huhhu had his dad not been a computer literate. Dad, seeing the frequency of Huhhu's lock ups, was always suspicious of some unholy activity. It was all at that level until he decided to check Huhhu's browsing history. The history check revealed that Huhhu was a damn sex maniac. This boy, every morning exactly at 8 AM, would visit sex-me-up.com. Every afternoon at exactly 3, it would be ooh-aah-oh.com. And every night at 11, it would be raatrimaaya.com.

Huhhu's dad was saddened at the 'results' of the check. Just when he was about to shut the computer down, dad saw a folder 'Project Work' on the desktop just centimeters away from the Recycle Bin. Dad did not get good vibes off this folder—that's because Huhhu had never done any kind of project work ever. On opening the folder, dad found a number of downloaded files—all porn. Dad was sad. He'd talk about this with Huhhu's mommy.

The discussion about son's pornographic interests saddened both dad and mum. They decided Huhhu was the type of boy they could discuss this with. They could get him on the right track. The discussion time was fixed for next day.

Huhhu, being spoken to about his ill deeds, became uncomfortable. He, at first, said, all the stuff belonged to his friend Jhaam... but parents wouldn't buy it. Huhhu had to finally succumb and say sorry. He promised he'd not do it again.

(3 weeks later)

Huhhu's dad was happy because last 3 weeks had not seen Huhhu's room locked up at any time. Still, he decided to do another history check. He thought the issue was serious and things could not be taken lightly. Do you know what came out in this round of history check? Guess... Well, all the porn was there! The surfing time had changed to late nights... very late. Moreover, the Project Folder still existed.

Another discussion between the parents ended in mum shedding a tear or two. However, don't forget that they were strong, practical kind of parents. They wouldn't let their son go that way. So, they made a plan. It was tough to be executed... a lot of emotional drama... but they wanted to do it.

They shot a movie of themseleves... you know, indulging! The plan was to put that movie in Huhhu's Project Work. The idea was that if Huhhu sees his parents like that, he would definitely understand that porn is all shit... and people he loves watching, are someone's family too. As planned, a mum-dad movie was made... and put in Huhhu's collection.

(2 weeks later)

The door bell rang. It was the milkman. God knew why he was smiling so much that day.

Anyways, dad thought it was time. He decided to check the effectiveness of the plan they'd executed. He was really confident things would have worked out their way. With a lot of anxiety, dad opened the surfing history... and... o shit... Huhhu was still the same! That was a heartbreaker. He and his wife had given up so much... but in vain. With a lot of sadness, dad clicked the Web Site Huhhu had been visiting.

The first video, titled 'My mum dad', uploaded 1 week ago by Huhhu, had fetched 38 comments!
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PS: That dumbass... why couldn't he bloody delete the history?
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PPS: Our kids are getting into porn big time... let's stop!

9 comments:

  1. such a lazy lazy boy..

    too lazy to get some...

    and even more lazy to delete history...

    how did he find the effort to upload ...

    note for huhhu's parents: get a slow dial-up connection... he'll frustrated and only buy dvd's and cd's den.. do check his project file under his study desk...

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  2. :-D

    Good one! Reminds me of an ex-boss (not very computer-savvy) who called a Tech guy because he wanted to show him something from a website, some widgets or whatever - related to work. This techie came into the boss's office. Boss says "Baitho" and then begins checking through the open broswer windows to see which website it was... after some clicking, a porn window pops up accidentally.

    Within less than an hour, everybody in Tech knew; within two hours, the rest of the office.

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  3. Hehe... aise ghonchu ka naam Huhhu hi ho sakta hai...

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  4. Haha perverted:) But good fun reading.

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  5. @ Rishi - Yeh... perhaps... if you say so :)
    @ Dusted - LOL. But hey... that's a common one. Ask Mr. Chugh & Neelmani what they caught in D 190 :) There's a big story :) You'll love it...
    @ Blah - Naam soch ke rakha hai humne. But who're you... blah blah back sheep?
    @ Kish - Thank you man.

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  6. Man, tht was gem of a post.. specially the P.S. in the end.. Visitng for the frst time, really likd it:)

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  7. Hey Vipul Sir. Ah! Finally! It took a porny post for you to visit me. lol. I was wondering if ever I'll catch attention from the Indi seniors.

    I thank you for coming. Appreciate your good comment.

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